Sorrow-scopes is the perfect Twitter astrologer if you want to get roasted


Most horoscopes are vaguely encouraging, or at least thematically veiled enough to make it seem like your life will, at minimum, be relatively OK. But if the popularity of astrology Twitter account Sorrow-scopes is any indication, sometimes we just want our astrology content to wreck us.

Luckily, Sorrow-scopes will probably make you laugh, too. The account, which has over 80,000 followers, features comically pessimistic, insulting horoscopes with a heavy focus on doom. As in: Your bad personality traits are not fixable. The universe is not interested in taking care of you. The world is ending. The future will be bad. The account’s bio: “Things are terrible.” Read more…

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